34 Quotes by Craig Benzine

The only good excuse for not succeeding is DEATH! Unless you’re trying to be a ghost. Then it’s LIFE!

Bird Poop in the mouth is always a surprise.

Based on this one experience I had, jumping to conclusions is always really stupid.

I love it when the coffee’s done!

Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.

Things that don’t exist do exist. They’re just really fast.

Never put a foot down in the middle of a foot rub.

The grass is always greener when it’s covered in money.

I’d choose truth over cake but I’d try to find a way to get both to be honest.