34 Quotes by Craig Benzine

If you’re gonna lob something, lob love.

During a heat wave every dude stinks.

Options are good. Keeps people choosing.

I would hate to be a bee. Be surrounded by bees all the time.

People alive are better than people not alive.

The good thing about living like me is everywhere you go is a step up.

At one time or another, farts have coincided with every other sound, including this quote.