88 Quotes by Craig Brown

There are few things quite so effortlessly enjoyable as watching an eminent person getting in a huff and flouncing out of a television interview, often with microphone trailing.

We've taken about an 18-month project and condensed it to about 10 months.

The plaintiff dropped John Mack from the lawsuit after they understood the fact he played no role in authorizing the employment agreements that are the subject of the suit and didn't join the board until after the agreements were approved.

Like Christians, Soccerians argue that you should not judge the essence of their faith by the loopy activities of its followers. But the Beautiful Game is in fact quite the opposite. It is badly designed and riddled with flaws.

Many people see the chance to eat something for nothing, without the need to cook or wash up, as the great consolation of going out to dinner. But they forget quite how difficult it is to talk to a stranger and eat at the same time.

Men know something that women don't know. Never ask directions of a stranger.

One of the tricks of life is to have sense and money in roughly equal proportions.

More often than not, theatre critics bubble with enthusiasm about plays that are, when all is said and done, really pretty average.

More and more, I find that the news reads like a particularly random game of Consequences.