59 Quotes by Craig Bruce


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    Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

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    My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon.

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    Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it.

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    It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.

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    The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!

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    Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve.

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