59 Quotes by Craig Bruce

I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please don't take away our precious Soviet Union! - We demand the annihilation of all life on Earth!'

If I gave a damn what other people think of me, I would be more like other people.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.

The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.