30 Quotes by Craig Charles

There was never any career plan. When 'Red Dwarf' started I thought we were doing a curious little sitcom on BBC2, I didn't think I was becoming an actor. I didn't see that 21 years later I'd still be talking about it, let alone filming a new one. For me everything's always been an accident.

I've got wealth and fame but I haven't changed my roots.

Critics called me 'egregious' - I had to look that one up - and 'creepy', but now I don't read them, I weigh them.

Once journalists have been rifling through your dustbins, you do try and keep them at arms' length.

Coming from having absolutely nothing to having a few grand in the bank, it was a big culture leap. I think that's why I went off the rails a bit really, 'cause there was no training for it. They didn't do fame in schools.

British fans are exceptional, but the American fans are something else. Some of them fly 500 miles to stand in line for three hours, just to meet me, then when they do they collapse.

For me, everything has always been an accident.

The inventory process and stepping back in your life can sometimes be a very dark process. But it also can be extremely funny and surprising.

I was thinking - if we get a cell with a trouser press, we can make cheese toasties.