143 Quotes by Craig Kilborn

Comedy doesn't always have to come from a dark place.

I used to make fun of young people when I was 17 - the angst, the insecurities, all those tattoos.

I always tell people I romanticize about doing something simple, like doing radio in northern California.

I thought late-night was crowded... the format's repetitive.

John Kerry will undergo surgery to repair his right shoulder. He originally hurt it when he suddenly switched positions on Iraq.

Today, John Kerry announced a fool-proof plan to wipe out the $500B deficit. John Kerry has a plan, he's going to put it on his wife's Gold Card.

This is so weird. I saw the new John Kerry campaign commercial and he says, 'I'm John Kerry and I approve of this message - if I have one.'

John Kerry will be the Democratic nominee for president. Democrats finally found someone who is Al Gore without the flash and the sizzle.

Hillary Clinton's 506-page memoir has come out. So much of her personality shines through, that in the end, you, too, will want to sleep with an intern.