31 Quotes by Craig Reucassel

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!

It’s hardware that makes a machine fast. It’s software that makes a fast machine slow.

Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.

The entire universe is working against me. I can’t believe the entire universe could be that foolish!

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.