31 Quotes by Craig Reucassel

Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let’s kill all the anarchists.

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

Supermarket automatic doors open for me; therefore, I am.

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

Think Tank, noun: The shower.