66 Quotes by Craig Schaefer

Rare. Rare as pirate gold. Just wave a candle in its general direction.

Of course, the best lies are always wrapped in verifiable truth. It makes the filling easier to swallow.

You don’t rut with a pride demon; you hold up a mirror for him to stare into while he pleasures himself. I’m only slightly exaggerating.

The world is full of good men who make bad decisions,” I told her. “Sometimes it works out. Sometimes it doesn’t. You just have to figure things out the best you can. Make the best choices you can. Choices you can live with.

She didn’t see the Lady in Red standing silently behind her, a faint smile on her lips. Nobody did.

I felt like the sheriff in an old Western, gearing up for a showdown at high noon, only to find out the black-hat outlaw accidentally fell off his horse and died from a concussion on his way to the gunfight. No satisfaction, no closure.

She had personal details about my relationships that only my close friends should have known. “So you’ve got a stalker,” I said to my reflection in the rearview mirror. “And she eats people. Great.

Life is nothing but one long string of decisions and consequences. You make your choices; you take your ride.

And, uh, could I borrow somebody’s car? Mine’s impounded and I can’t reclaim it because I’m kinda legally dead right now.