636 Quotes by Craig ferguson

It's tricky turning a book into a movie. Sometimes people love the book so much that no adaptation lives up to what they imagined. You can avoid that disappointment by never, ever reading books.

Is it really that important? It's just television, for God's sake. It's not medicine or something.

The Danes are causing a bit of trouble. The kingdom of Denmark claimed the North Pole as their own. Hey, you can't just reach out and take something if you want it, Denmark. That's Russia's job.

Twas the night before Thanksgiving.

Technically my dog's naked most of the time. Except halloween, when I dress him up as Liza Minelli.

Today Prince William went to Washington, D.C., and he met with President Obama. He said, 'It feels weird being in the White House because I'm not an American.' And then Prince William said, 'Yeah, me too.'

I have no ambitions beyond being comfortable in what I do for a living - and earning a living.

Other than the laws of physics, rules have never really worked out for me.

The meeting with Prince William took place at the White House because Prince William wanted to see where the president spent his days, but the golf course was covered in snow.