636 Quotes by Craig ferguson

I didn't flee a dictator or swim an ocean to be an American like some do. I just thought long and hard about it.

Allowances can always be made for your friends to disagree with you. Disagreement, vehement disagreement, is healthy. Debate is impossible without it. Evil does not question itself, only hope questions itself. Even the incorruptible are corruptible if they cannot accept the possibility of being mistaken. Infallibility is a sin in any man. All laws can be broken and are. Often. Like when a bumblebee flies or an ancient regime is toppled.

I was struck by the ancient, pagan feel of the place. New Orleans doesn't feel like any other American city I've been to. It has an atmosphere like Rome or Istanbul, a sense of the veil being very thin between this world and the world of the fictional and the dead. It is an eerie, haunted, and beautiful place - as any port should be.

Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.

I found the prospect daunting, but somehow comforting, too, because the counselors insisted it could be done, and, after all, many of them were recovering alcoholics themselves.

Sometimes people think you’re smart if you question the status quo, if nothing else.

Oh Satan you're a wily one.

With good parody, you have to be smarter that the people you’re parodying.

Look, there is nothing you can say about this show that I don't already know