34 Quotes by Cristela Alonzo

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    I grew up in a very Catholic household. We were pretty conservative.

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    My goal has always been to just kind of show how my family, we might be a different culture, but we're completely like everybody else.

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    My stand-up has a lot of performance in it, and I loved doing it so much that, after years, I put the idea of having a show on the back burner.

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    That's what makes a good show. It doesn't target one group. It tells a story everyone gets.

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    When you have a different name, people just kind of take the liberty to spell it how they want.

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    We grew up devout Catholics, so my trips to San Juan always include going to the churches that we used to go to and lighting candles and everything. Everything I do in San Juan is what I used to do with my mom, kind of as a tribute to her.

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