35 Quotes by Cube Kid

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    Herobrine can eat a fermented potato.

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    Man, what are you guys? The Three Muskanoobs?

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    OM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM. “Get that carrot!” “Grab it!” But I managed to eat it before they took it from me.

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    The other day, he was telling them about a monster called the ‘poo screamer’. Supposedly, a poo screamer is a special type of creeper. Creepers are green, of course, because they’re made out of leaves. But a poo screamer is brown because it’s made out of poo. The poo screamer. When a poo screamer attacks, it doesn’t hiss like a normal creeper. It makes a loud gurgling sound.

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    You quick one! Like big rabbit! Me love rabbit stew! Hur, hur, hur.

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    I’m stuck with Weirdostalkergirl, The Great Bearded Noob and Princess Hissyfit McCrybaby.

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    The Legion never retreats!!” Kolbert stepped forward, surveying the approaching swarm. “Actually, in this case, I think we can make an exception.” Within.

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    After thirty minutes of Mob History II, Runt will turn into a zombie. Runt will make moaning sounds. Runt will head toward the nearest door and break it down.

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