35 Quotes by Cube Kid

Skeleton librarians. Enderman shepherds.

Then creepers climbed the staircase. Oh, yeah, that iron golem was still hanging around. He looked really sad, too, with his head always lowered like that. Anyway, back to the cube –.

O hai mob. Thanks for spawning. Can you please just be a good mob and let a bunch of villager kids beat on you with wooden swords as if you were a training dummy? It’s a good job. It pays a lot. We’ll even give you healing potions to heal up all the damage so we can beat on you again.

We had a special Construction class today. At first, they just went on about the super easy stuff. Stuff even I knew. Like how it’s a really good idea to put a crafting table and a furnace next to each other. Who doesn’t know that? They’re made for one another. Aww.

I mined away the dirt blocks overhead. Brilliant white sunlight poured from above, as well as the scent of grass and flowers. The rain had finally stopped. After my eyes adjusted to the light, I gazed up at a square of cloudless blue sky for the longest time, taking breath after breath of fresh morning air. At.

If there are thirty mobs around you, just run away,” he said. He took a swig of water from his water bottle. “Just run away.

See? Shiny emerald! Real!” Well, the blacksmith thought I was a total noob. One emerald for two iron ingots is a really good deal for the person getting the emerald.

Well, I just took a nap on an enchanting table. And when I did, I learned something very important. Enchanting tables are very, very uncomfortable. In other words, nothing happened. I feel like I’ve been scammed! I just want to be able to kick a zombie so hard it flies back thirty blocks. At least thirty. Is that too much to ask?! Hurrmmmph!

Sit! Stand! Roll over! Good boy! Now, split into a bunch of smaller slimes! Wait. Baby slimes can’t do that, can they?