35 Quotes by Cube Kid

Mr. Beetroot, the history teacher, continued: “After several months of existing in the Overworld, a zombie will turn into a skeleton. The skeleton will grow smarter. The skeleton will run away if injured.” Meanwhile, I thought: After thirty minutes of Mob History II, Runt will turn into a zombie. Runt will make moaning sounds. Runt will head toward the nearest door and break it down.

Run away when thirty mobs are surrounding you. Really? Are you sure? You mean like, move your legs so you move away from the mobs? That’s brilliant. Good tip.

I classify cookies as cool stuff but when I get one I eat it and have to trade for another all over again.

Such as the zombie who had a craving for diamonds instead of brains. The legendary zombie miner. He only wanted to eat diamonds. He ate lava instead. Oh.

Some day, the mayor’s gonna be saying something like: “You? A noob? Did I really say something so foolish? No, I always knew you were going to be the best, Sir Runt! Please forgive me, sir! Let me polish your sword for you!

Wimpy Villager Book 12.

They really did kick things up a notch.

He’d probably tell all the other kids something involving me, diapers and a poo screamer. A.

Maybe you’re thinking: “Wait! Mobs don’t do those things! Mobs don’t work together!