20 Quotes by Curly Howard

Don't you dare hit me in the head... you know I'm not normal.

I'm tryin' to think, but nothin' happens!

If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.

I'm positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive.

Are you casting asparagus on my cooking?

Roses are red, and how do you do? Drink four of these, and Woo woo woo woo!

You remind me of a girlfriend in Detroit... but you look more like her stepfather!

If at first you don’t succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.

I’m positive about the negative, but a little negative about the positive.