74 Quotes by D. J. MacHale

There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)

I saw the horrible way that people could treat each other. That may be the saddest thing of all. I saw greed and anger and murder and a total lack of concern for human life. It was a wicked side of the human soul that I saw... and it saddened me to know that such a dark place existed.

I'd love to play the piano, and I'm going to work on it.

I believe that stories find writers, writers don't find stories. With the 'Pendragon' series, I actually had multiple story ideas and decided that instead of writing them individually, I would create a character whose journey would thread them all together.

To write a good mystery you have to know where it will end before you can decide where it will begin... and I've always known where it will end.

Because this is the way things are meant to be.(Press Tilton)

Can I ask you a question?" "I'd be disappointed if you didn't." "How many of those suits do you have? Do you like, send them to the laundry, or throw them out and put on a new one when it gets all gamey?" - Bobby talking to Saint Dane, RR

Not just chubby fat, I'm talkin' gordo

Siry answered with one simple, shattering word. "Veelox.