28 Quotes by Damon Wayans

Three high schools. I was funny. I thought I was being funny. I just had an opinion about everything that was said in school, so that got me thrown out.

The show has become my therapy.

I never thought about being famous.

All the family gatherings, I'm too tired, or I can't because it conflicts with work... I have seven grandkids. I've been missing recitals and graduations. To me, it's just not worth it. There is a better way to live life.

Sitcom is the best gig in show business because it's easy hours, nine to five.

My greatest production is my children. Then, to see my grandbabies is the gravy.

You've got to want it. I can give you a role. I can't give you a career.

You know what Bill Cosby did wrong? He started criticizing young black men.

Junior is such a great guy. He's the new and improved model. It's a beautiful thing. That's what you train your children to do. He's an inspiration to his brothers and sisters and nieces and nephews who say it's too hard living up to the family name.