80 Quotes by Dan Bilzerian

I personally prefer girls from the Midwest. They're more appreciative. They haven't been on 50 private jets and been to Dubai 'every three weeks.

I've always said I think I'm a totally normal guy.

I actually bought a laser hair removal machine so I can do it in my house.

My relationship with my dad was a little rocky, sure. The time that I spent with him was basically two hours of Little League practice, six or seven days a week, from the age of five until whenever. If we lost, there was no talking the whole way home. But that seemed normal to me.

I went broke after sophomore year, gambled away all my money, sold some guns, turned $750 into $10,000, flew to Vegas, turned ten thou into $187,000.

I never wanted something from somebody without being able to kind of reciprocate, I guess.

I've won over 50 million dollars playing poker.

Normally, I always had a machine gun in my car and a bulletproof vest.

Yeah I got all sorts of guns. I got functional guns, I got guns for looks, I got hunting rifles, and everything in between.