126 Quotes by Dan Castellaneta

When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.

Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

Let us all bask in television's warm glowing warming glow.

Lets just plop them in front of the TV. I was raised in front of the TV and I turned out TV

No! No no no no no no! Well, yes.

If they think I'm going to stop at that stop sign, they're sadly mistaken!

I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the light bulb.

I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T!

If something is to hard to do, then it's not worth doing.