126 Quotes by Dan Castellaneta
"I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!"
"The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!"
"Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler!"
"When I first did The Tracey Ullman Show, there were times when I could offer a solution on stage, and I could understand the writers."
"Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy."
"All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad."
"If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such."
"If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English."