126 Quotes by Dan Castellaneta

Marge, it's 3 AM. Shouldn't you be cooking or something?

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is like another nail.

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos

Lisa honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

I won't sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I'm lazy! I'm going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba- uh, goodnight.

I think Mr. Smithers picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I'm around!

The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

Me lose brain? Uh, oh! Ha ha ha! Why I laugh?

Well, I'm tired of being a wannabe league bowler. I wanna be a league bowler!