126 Quotes by Dan Castellaneta

"After years of doing impressions, its time for a change."

"Beer. Now there's a temporary solution."

"English? Who needs to spend time learning that? I'm never going to England!"

"Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I'd ever do. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. I don't care who I have to face, I don't care who I have to fight, I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign!"

"There is no strong beer, just weak men"

"I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?"

"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true."

"What's the point of going out, we're just going to end up back here anyway?"

"Don't you ever, EVER talk that way about television."

"Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you win or loose, its how drunk you get."