126 Quotes by Dan Castellaneta

Press the any key ... hmmm where's the any key?

Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours.

Do you want the job done right, or do you want it done fast?

And there's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is turned.

That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

This donut has purple in the middle, purple is a fruit.

Always blame it on the guy who doesn't speak English

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.