121 Quotes by Dan Harmon

Eight o'clock is hard no matter what network you're on because people have to make a decision to sit down and start watching TV. Every other time slot is a time slot that happens after someone's watching something else.

I don't think it's going to be possible for the next generation of writers to tell stories without telling stories about telling stories.

I feel like I am a good person and a professional, very able leader of men.

I am absolutely and inherently self-destructive in that I am always making sure I'm doing what I want to do.

I love '30 Rock.' It's one of my favorite shows. It's certainly the gold standard of comedy writing.

Emotionally, shows like 'Cheers' and 'Taxi' were classic sitcoms when I was growing up.

Class clowns are never allowed to date anybody decent, but you don't get beaten up, you're invited to parties, and everybody likes you.

I've never done well when I've been appreciated. I've done best when I'm targeted for death.

I don't really have a lot of appropriate feelings for people on an individual basis, but I've always wanted to make people happy.