121 Quotes by Dan Harmon

'I want to touch people but if I touch them in real life they'll slap me.' That's what writing isit's a gross person getting a hug.

When you are in the 8 o'clock position, you can either be a cultural phenomenon, or you're endangered. It's a tough time slot.

Television is a populous, derivative, democratic medium.

You don’t give someone notes on their performance at a soup kitchen.

I grew up on network sitcoms. If those are gone when I'm 65 years old, I would never forgive myself for not stepping up to that plate, as often as possible. I'm already bummed out that DVDs are dying off because, in my 20s, those were a huge thing.

You'll be perfect when you're dead

Good writers hate bad writing but hating bad writing doesn’t make you good. Writing badly does.

You have to just look at it like Titanic: I know the ship sinks, but this is a love story

I say what's in my head, and I'm on honest ground. That is worth so much, and I think it does make my job, as a writer, easier. It makes it possible for me to give people stuff that they like.