37 Quotes by Dan Quisenberry

Most pitchers fear losing their fastball and, since I don't have one, the only thing I have to fear is fear itself.

I became a better pitcher when I found a delivery in my flaw.

When I came over here (the National League), I always heard it was a stronger league, with amphetamines all over the clubhouse, but all I found was Michelob Dry.

He (Ted Simmons) didn't sound like a baseball player. He said things like 'nevertheless' and 'if, in fact.

It (his contract) has options through the year 2020 or until the last Rocky movie is made.

They're (California Angels) like the American League All-Star team, and that's their problem, the American League All-Star team always loses.

Strikes (1981) are real life. It took up seven weeks of real time. That's a fifth of a pregnancy.

It helps to be stupid if you're a relief pitcher. Relievers had to get into a zone of their own. I just hope I'm stupid enough.

Natural grass is a wonderful thing for little bugs and sinkerball pitchers.