63 Quotes by Dan Schneider

When I was a kid, my favorite show was 'Happy Days.' If I could have heard a recording of the cast of Happy Days just sitting around having fun, talking about the show in a party atmosphere, I'd have lost my mind.

I liked television in the old days. I liked that everybody knew every episode of 'The Brady Bunch,' everybody knew every episode of 'Cheers.'

When I was on 'Head of the Class,' 25 million, 30 million people would watch that every night - now a big hit doesn't get a third of that audience.

I've said from the start that I'm not going to write kiddie sitcoms.

Really, I'm just a big kid myself.

My shows are meant to be entertaining, not educational.

I have a rule: Kids get to be the star.

It's a huge high to be able to earn a nice living doing the thing I love most - making comedy.

What I loved about TV when I was a kid was that no matter where you came from or who you were - black, white, rich or poor - you knew the same shows. It was a common thing in our culture.