93 Quotes by Dana Carvey

He can't tell you, but he didn't hurt anyone,

You trying putting Bob Hope in a modern corporate movie now and get him up at 4:00 a.m. and get him on the set for 20 hours a day.

I recently found out about this other super movie star. He only works from about 11:00 to 4:00, so all his movies take like 120 days. But this was a lot of stuff to do in 35 days.

I couldn't do any of my other characters, you know? But I could have done the lady. Church Lady's Malibu Beach party is an idea I have for a movie, too. Yes.

You know, sometimes you can’t just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.

I’m thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.

I know it’s a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we’re all out of our minds. They’re the funniest, most eccentric bizarre people I’ve ever met, my siblings.

You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago, there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago.

Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It’s sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn’t the star.