93 Quotes by Dana Carvey

If she were a President, she’d be Babe-raham Lincoln!

I have no regrets. I wanted to raise the kids and be a present father. When I developed a movie, I was gone for a year. That didn’t really work for me. That isn’t fair to make these life-forms and then disappear.

If you just kind of live a regular life and make good ‘Hollywood’ money, you have a certain freedom.

I think free speech is probably the coolest thing we have in this country, and again, you can label it hate speech and dismiss it, and then you’re allowed to censor it.

I did a lot of ridiculous television. Between 1980 and ’85 I had no confidence, so I did everything I was told to do.

You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, ‘Alright, fire two honey!’

I’m a friend of the CEO of Twitter and he showed me how to be on it, but it causes such an uproar if what you post is perceived in a negative light.

I’m a real people-pleaser.

That’s why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50.