17 Quotes by Dana Marie Bell

You talked to your mother about Duncan's erectile dysfunction?" He glared down at her. "Has he considered taking your TV away?

Here. There. Everywhere." He leered at his friend. "Thinking about you and Moira'sunderwear.

Does the Pope love Jesus?

Sarcasm: It Beats Choking People to Death.

You are the sum total of what you have seen and learned, but underneath that is a core being, a usually untouchable being, that makes you who you truly are. It can make a person into a great peacemaker like Ghandi, or a serial killer like Ted Bundy, but it is immutable. That core holds both our deepest darkness and our greatest light. It’s the harmonies layered on top of that core melody that make us who we are from day to day.

By the way, don’t you think shoving a light bulb up baby Jesus’ butt and plugging it in is just a little sacrilegious?

Hey, I can shop. You hunt down your purchase, club it to death with a credit card and drag it out of the store, right?

Max?” “Hmm?” “Will I have to use a litter box?” “Emma!