350 Quotes by Dane Cook

I don't get any anxiety. I don't because of two reasons. Number one, just breaking through it as a kid and finally getting past it was like okay, nothing's ever going to feel that scary again as that deafening silence of a joke not working. Any joke not working is not as bad as not being able to even try and get on stage.

The problem with dating a model is they won't go out with you if your cars color doesn't match their outfit.

It's an incredible feeling falling in love someone who doesn't know you exist.

Drive, ego and cocksureness are all essential elements in terms of getting exactly what you want but losing everything you've got.

I have never even had a sip of alcohol, never have done drugs. The hardest thing I have ever done would be Pepsi.

I'm not giving up on life. I'm giving up on today.

Sometimes the only solution is figuring out a bigger problem to focus on.

If a kid is really interested in wanting to have a career in aviation, he's actually learning and getting some of the [basics], not even just fringe. There are things in here that movie [Planes] about like the pulp of an engine, and it's the actual engine, the actual parts and pieces. So I felt like I got schooled as well. I learned a lot just being in there and doing that.

My grandmother died of natural causes. Or as my family calls it murdered by the lord.