350 Quotes by Dane Cook

There’s always someone in every group of friends that nobody likes.

There were times, earlier in my career, where I didn’t have the wherewithal to self-edit, and I probably said things and pushed the limits to places where people might be put off. But that’s truly part of developing as an artist.

Hi, I’m a buck tooth and I like to be outside past the lips.

I got home from work today and took like a one hundred hour nap. No you did not. You’d be very sick if you were taking one hundred hour naps. That’s a coma! If you said you took a coma after work I’d be able to follow the story.

When someone’s running late through an airport, I hope they miss their flight so they can meet the love of their life at the duty free shop.

Sometimes, when a person gains a lot of success at a very young age, they become targets, and it’s really easy to follow the crowds and not make independent decisions based on truly how you feel.

Nice teeth is a turn on for me. If you open your mouth and it looks like a battle of epic proportions, I don’t like it.

Created a word game to play with a person you’re fighting with. Silent Treatment. Nothing happens until one of you quietly says, Hey, you hungry?

I’m interested in doing anything and everything that I can to squeeze the creativity out of my brain. I guess I’m kind of a performance rat, that’s what I want to do, I love being on stage if I’m not on a set. I just love putting creativity into a performance.