23 Quotes by Dani Alexander
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Do you know what I did to the last guy that called me Tinkerbelle?""Slept with him?"Darryl was silent for a second. "After that.
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Your daughter is gay? Where are all these gay people coming from? Gay friends. Gay daughters of friends. Gay sisters-in-law. Gay suspects. I ask one guy for a kiss and suddenly I’m living in Ancient Greece.
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At some point all of this is going to catch up with me,” I said.“What is?”“Gay, boyfriend, job loss, career in the toilet, gay, criminals in my house, criminals in my bed.”“You said the gay thing twice.”“It deserves double billing.
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Do you know why I like dogs and not cats? Because whenyou’re talking to dogs, they don’t walk away in order to rimthemselves.~Austin to Cai's cat Begone Cai's, also known as the "fucking hairball with the crazies.
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What the fuck are you doing with your life?”“Dating hookers, learning the gay, housing criminals, pissing off my fellow cops, and taking in what everyone says is a cat, but which I’m definitely sure is not a cat. I’m undecided on its actual species. I think it’s a cross between a rat and some kind of alien life—
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I would just like to throw out there that we can all stop talking about putting things up my ass. No fly zone. Do not enter. No parking.
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Fucking cracker,” Alvarado hissed as he was shoved into the patrol car.“Aw, that’s discrimination, right there.” I feigned hurt. “See, I see you as scumbag first, Alvarado. Or dick-cheese. Scumsucking pedophile. Asshole. The fact that you’re Hispanic doesn’t even factor into it.
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I was going to be mature about this. And ignore him.
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Are you in love with me?" I asked, grinding my nails into my palms."Yes," he said simply. "But not yet
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