821 Quotes by Daniel Handler

Friends can make you feel that the world is smaller and less sneaky than it really is, because you know people who have similar experiences.

I listen to Morricone, the famed Italian film composer, while I'm working.

Labor Day is a holiday honoring those who work for a living. Laborious Day is a lesser known holiday honoring those who cannot stop talking about their work.

You might be afraid of the dark, but the dark is not afraid of you. That’s why the dark is always close by.

Everybody will die, but very few people want to be reminded of that fact.

The story of the Baudelaires takes place in a very real world, where some people are laughed at just because they have something wrong with them, and where children can find themselves all alone in the world, struggling to understand the mystery that surrounds them.

As I am sure you know, when people say 'It's my pleasure,' they usually mean something along the lines of, 'There's nothing on Earth I would rather do less.' [...]

Tea should be as bitter as wormwod and as sharp as a two eged sword Kit Snicket (a series of unfortunate events)

Make sure you have your own mask on, before helping others with theirs.