821 Quotes by Daniel Handler

Phil Needle stood in the parking lot, suddenly grasping that this was so, that nothing is lost in a world utterly mapped, that nothing is rogue with everything cross-pollinated, as the shouts on the beach lured him across the street to the sand.

Dark, light, dark, light, dark-I swung and missed.

Maybe," Gwen said, instead of yes yes yes yes yes yes yes.

This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.

Call me later, you’d said, so I could call you later, at night, and it is those nights I miss you, Ed, the most, on the phone, you beautiful bastard.

Te ofrecí una aventura, Ed, justo delante de ti, pero tu no fuiste capaz de verla hasta que yo te la mostré, y por eso rompimos

...Ni siquiera lo había estado buscando, no a ti, y ahora eras lo que mi corazón deseaba.

I'm a lunatic wandering around for scraps, I'm like every single miserable moron I've scorned, and pretended I didn't recognize. I'm all of them, every last ugly thing in a bad last-minute costume. I'm not different, not at all, not different from any other speck of a thing.

You know I want to be a directos, but you could never truly see the movies in my head and that, Ed, is why we broke up.