821 Quotes by Daniel Handler

But I must admit I miss you terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby.

Do the scary thing first, and get scared later.

To hear the phrase "our only hope" always makes one anxious, because it means that if the only hope doesn't work, there is nothing left.

I think we'll always miss our parents. But I think we can miss them without being miserable all the time. After all, they wouldn't want us to be miserable.

I don't know whether it's digital effects or if they trained a baby to bite through steel. I'm not sure what method was used.

Just about everything in this world is easier said than done, with the exception of "systematically assisting Sisyphus's stealthy, cyst-susceptible sister," which is easier done than said.

Every problem has a solution. Sometimes it just takes a long time to find the solution -- even if it's right in front of your nose.

The trick to following someone without getting caught is to follow somebody who doesn't think they're being followed.

If you don’t care about something, one way to demonstrate your feelings is to say the word and then repeat the word with the letters S-C-H-M replacing the first letters. Somebody who didn’t care about dentists, for instance could say ‘Dentist, schmentists.