821 Quotes by Daniel Handler

The sad truth is the truth is sad.

...there's not enough ink and paper to say all I wanted.

There are some who go through life with a shadow hanging over them, particularly if they live in a building which has long wide awnings.

It doesn't take courage to kill someone,' Klaus said. 'It takes a severe lack of moral stamina.

This is love, and the trouble with it: it can make you embarrassed. Love is really liking someone a whole lot and not wanting to screw that up. Everybody's chewed over this. This unites us, this part of love.

Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator.

That night it felt that somehow by flicking them off the roof, the matches would burn down everything, the sparks from the tips of the flames, torching the world and all the heartbroken people in it.

Waiting is one of life’s hardships.

We are a nation of children letting horrible things happen, and flunking Calc.