821 Quotes by Daniel Handler

Just because you don’t understand it doesn’t mean it isn’t so.

There’s information about everything from poetry to pills, from picture frames to pyramids, and from pudding to psychology – and that’s just in the P aisle, which we’re walking down right now.

Forever and ever, world without end.

Beef. Yes. Roast beef. It’s the Swedish term for beef that is roasted.

Can’t we sleep ten minutes more? I was having a lovely dream about sneezing without covering my mouth, and giving everybody germs.

Even the best plans can change if there’s an accident.

Love is candy from a stranger, but it’s candy you’ve had before and it probably won’t kill you.

Every time you enter a library you might say to yourself, “The world is quiet here,” as a sort of pledge proclaiming reading to be the greater good.

This is love, to sit with someone you’ve known forever in a place you’ve been meaning to go, and watching as their life happens to them until you stand up and it’s time to go. You don’t care about yours. Why should it change, the love you feel, no matter how death goes?