299 Quotes by Daniel Tosh
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The great thing about Los Angeles is that you can get so much money in this town by constantly failing. You can get a lot of television deals that don’t go anywhere, but you still get paid.
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It’s the ultimate pinnacle of stand-up to have an hour on HBO, but way more people see Comedy Central, and they’ve been good to me.
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Girls say it’s hard to find nice guys. It’s actually really easy. It’s just all nice guys are ugly.
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I don’t know why I get away with some things. But I’m not a misogynistic, racist person. Yet I do find those jokes funny, so I say them. And I try to say everything kind of in a good spirit.
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Finding my dog’s g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit.
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There’s only two types of men left in this world. Lumberjacks and Liam Nesson.
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I’m actually all for gay marriage. Just the thought of having a man around the house...
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Sure I may look adjusted, but I can’t function in normal society because most of you are too stupid.
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Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say ‘Thank you’ cause drugs are very expensive.
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