57 Quotes by Danny Bonaduce

I take great solace that Einstein failed math. I failed math. I also failed English and home economics. Einstein was an underachiever.

My behavior is humiliating.

I'm really going to miss me.

I say this with no fear of contradiction. Jonas Barnes is absolutely, positively the funniest stand-up comic I have ever seen. Of course, I almost never leave my home. Jonas is a great guy and was a big help to me.

There is a weirdness about having a famous pre-pubescent in the house when you are going through the trials and tribulations of adolescence.

My favorite pastime is to write.

There are people, radio talk show hosts, those kind of people, it's their job to only have one opinion, they can't tell you about their feelings. They have to go with what pays their bills.

If a car came through a window anywhere near me, I'd be freaking out for three days!

To maybe get a little more famous, get more money, help my radio career,