80 Quotes by Danny Devito

I don’t look ahead. I’m right here with you. It’s a good way to be.

Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money.

A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. Bad salesmen make me sick.

Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything.

When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast Not in the sexual way! In the 'I am pissed off' sort of way.

A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean.

Of course I've got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I've got em 'cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.

We don't even know if we're in this room. We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space.

The whole point of love is to put someone else’s needs above your own.