80 Quotes by Danny Devito

Most men somewhere in their psyche are still dragging women around by their hair. It's terrible. I have two daughters, but even before my kids were born I always thought that it was terrible.

Wherever I am, it's a really good feeling to have that connection to people. I love to go out to talk to people and be with folks. I don't shy away from it.

It's a first for me. It's my first nude scene.

We did 'Erin Brockovich', we did 'Man on the Moon', we did 'Living Out Loud', but now I'm going to keep going.

I love women. I mean, I'm married, but I used to get in all kinds of trouble.

You have to give people permission to laugh. That's why they would always cut to the banana peel in the Laurel and Hardy movies.

When I'm directing or producing, I like to do different kinds of stories. But you have to know what you really like, and when you do, you have to front your position.

After you've lived with somebody for 11 years, what's a guy in a robe reading from a book going to change?