40 Quotes by Danny Kaye

Some woman are more interested in what they look like than what they are. If they more interested in what they are, they would look better.

Children are the same the world over. They may have a different culture, but an ache or a laugh is universal.

The secret of staying fresh in a show is to remember that the audience you're playing for that night has never seen it before.

The pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!

Thumbelina what’s the difference if you’re very small? When your heart is full of love you’re nine feet tall!

An unemployed jester is nobody’s fool.

I wasn’t born a fool. It took work to get this way.

When what’s left of you gets around to what’s left to be gotten, what’s left to be gotten won’t be worth getting whatever it is you’ve got left.

I’m just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play Hamlet.