45 Quotes by Daryl Gregory

He was upright, so was that holding up?

The human egg is a Mrs. Bennet, desperate to marry off her daughters...It is a truth universally acknowledged that a sperm must be in want of a matching strand of DNA.

Even peasants can build a cathedral.

Rogue factories on the other side of the border, most of them also on Native American reservations, pumped out millions of cheap, untaxed, generic cigarettes a year. You couldn’t blame the Indians. We took their land; they were giving us cancer.

The doctor unfurled her wings into Maximum Righteousness Mode. The flaming sword was in her hand. She pointed with it like the archangel casting us out of the garden. “Get your ass back there!

Love at first sight is a myth, but thundering sexual attraction at first sight is hard science.

The rabbit is already in the hat. Do not clap for fucking Tinkerbell. Believe nothing.

He wondered what the collective noun was for psychologists: a shortage of shrinks? A confession of counsellors?

Everyone in the class turned. On one of the tables, a frog had started to smoke, and the limbs were twitching spasmodically. Dr. Herbert rushed over, clapping his hands. "It's alive!" he cried.