675 Quotes by Darynda Jones

The regular I both feared and salivated to see was names Reyes Farrow. Where others exuded aggression, deception, and insecurity, he literally dripped confidence, sex, and power. Mostly sex.

Never trust a man with a penis.

Anything. Unless it involves math. Four out of three people are bad at math.

Genius has its limitations.Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker

I don’t know. You just seem different now. Distant. Like you have PTSD.”I knew from where I spoke. My TSD got P’d when I was tortured by a monster named Earl.

What do you want?""You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and soul. I want you in my bed every night. I want you there when I wake up in the morning. I want your clothes strung across my apartment and your scent on my skin.

Trust me," Cameron cut in, "there ain't a thing wrong with those two unless you count the unusual and exquisite length of their legs.Brooklyn turned a tight-lipped smile on him. "Thanks so much for that penis-driven observation.

How he could have such a reaction with me looking like the Pillsbury Doughboy astonished me. He was kinky. I'd take it.

I'm a virgin.But this is an old shirt.--T-SHIRT