675 Quotes by Darynda Jones

Oh, my. What a lovely shade of bitch you're wearing today. --T-SHIRT

I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT

How does Reyes feel about him?""He would rip out his spine if I let him."She patted my knee. "I would expect nothing less from the son of evil incarnate. He's a good guy.

Holy mother of banana cream pie. They had pictures.

This was insane. What was wrong with the world? Didn’t they know that ghosts and supernatural powers where little girls helped their dads and uncles solve case didn’t exist?It was books. It was television shows and movies. They had desensitized the world. "Damn writers.

No one could have survived that fall. Not even a supernatural being. Not even the son of Satan. He lay there, unmoving, and I could not wrap my head around it.

Our relationship was a lot like underwear in a dryer without a static control sheet. One minute we were floating through life, buoyant and carefree. The next we were attached at the crotch.

Gemma was so determined for me to deal with my PTSD, but I thought I was doing pretty well with it. We were friends now. I had my incontinence under control

―You realize I can hear you without the annoying intercom.Cookie and I both leaned forward and looked at each other through the doorway.―But this is more fun, I said. ―More Star Trekkie.