675 Quotes by Darynda Jones

Cookie saw him, too. "Holy mother of all things sexy," she said, her eyes drinking him in."Right there with ya.

I think I met your friend Charley.""You...did? When?""When I looked in the mirror this morning."She stood in disbelief for a moment. Then astonishment. Then doubt. Then hope. Then wariness. Aka, the five stages of Cookie.

Well?” she asked when she picked up.“Do you think we’re really alone in the universe?”“Were you abducted by aliens again?”“No, thank goodness. Once was enough for me.”“Oh, whew. So, what happened with Reyes? Did you see him?”“Saw him. Argued with him. Barfed.

Did you look at the memo?”“What memo? We’re getting memos now?”“I sent a memo a week ago. I’ve been sending you a memo every week with a list of all the updates and my notes on all our cases for weeks now.”Holy cow. Missed the boat on that one. “Oh, those memos. I totally knew that.”“You’re not even reading them, are you?”“I thought they were optional.” Note to self: Stop making paper airplanes out of Cookie’s memos.

...what has possessed you to steal blood?""It's for a project.""What kind of project?""A... bloody one.

He's an enigma wrapped up in sensuality padlocked with a dozen chains of desire and topped off with a razor-sharp ribbon of danger. There are more layers to him than a billionaire's wedding cake.

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You’re the reason I get up in the morning.That, and I need to pee.

I was just passing by. Saw the commotion. Figured you were involved.