675 Quotes by Darynda Jones

Carson," she said when she picked up. I liked it. Clear. Concise. To the point.I decided to try it myself. "Davidson."A loud sigh filtered to me. "Charley, you called me. You can't just say Davidson.""What are you, the phone greeting police?

I knew it!” she said, glaring at me. “You’re in league with the devil.” “Duh. I’m affianced to him. Or, well, his son. I guess that makes me ‘in league’ with him, but you can’t judge people by their in-laws. In-laws are all crazy. Everyone knows that.

Hello?" I said, because Charley's House of Pasties seemed wrong.

Honestly, he acted as though he didn't like me anymore. Wait, maybe he didn't. "Do you still like me?""I never liked you."Oh, right. He had a point.Garreth & Charley

I was freaking her out, but someone had to do it, damn it

You take everything onto your shoulders like that guy who holds up the world, and you shouldn’t. You’re not nearly as muscular.

Why can’t we have one of those quick pregnancies like Bella and Edward? Gwen from Torchwood. Scully. Deanna Troi. Or even Cordelia when that demon impregnated her. Twenty-four hours later bam! Demon child.

My plans often went awry. Much like my thoughts. Hold the phones. Maybe Saan had ADD, too. It would explain a lot.

What other secrets are you hiding behind those sparkling eyes?"He grinned. “You have my heart. That’s where I hide all my secrets.”“Then I guess I don’t have the key.”“Are you kidding? You forged the key.